What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

How do depressed people lighten' up?

They drink bleach.

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!