What do a 14 year old and an open bucket of bleach have in common?

For twenty bucks either'll take care of your toddler. -&y (yup, mine)

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Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What's the difference between hazelnuts and deernuts?

Hazelnuts are normally around $1.50/lb, deernuts are always under a buck.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

How do you get Americans to care about the Sudanese genocide?

Dress them up as dead lions

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

Toddler Jokes More Toddler Jokes

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What do you call toddlers who are dictators?

Dictator Tots

Bleach Jokes More Bleach Jokes

What did the black guys say to the bleach?

you basic

What fun drink can put your kid to sleep?

Bleach

14 Year Old Jokes More 14 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 14 year old Mexican girl end up pregnant?

Because her teacher told her to go do an essay.

How can you tell if a 14 year old smokes weed?

Just wait. They'll tell you.