To teach their kids how to walk.
Because I ran her over in the street.
The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
4: Trenton said his dad likes to go outside and fight lions - laughs - oh honey - nobody would name their kid Trenton
if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Deserting your dessert in the desert. I feel some banana jokes about to be inserted in this thread tho
Raise the urinals
Rich AND famous, apparently
Grandparents.
Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her
A Black and Decker
If its black it aint good