Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What's a Neckbeard's favourite curry?

Chicken tikka m'sala

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Why did the kid only water half the lawn?

Because there was a 50% chance of rain

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do we do now?

He said never mind we'll walk.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why did I leave my grades at the orphanage?

I couldn't raise them

When do accountants laugh out loud?

When somebody asks for a raise

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

How to teach a cat how to bark?

Pour some gasoline on it and WOOF!

What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What is worse than blacking out after a crazy night and losing money?

Blacking out and gaining money.

What do you call the yellow ones?

Yellow labs. And the black ones -Black labs. So the brown ones are- -No we named those after dog poison.