Why do blacks raise chickens?

To teach their kids how to walk.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kid steal the fan?

He wanted to be cool.

How to stop a kid from growing up. How do you stop your kids from growing up?

Ask Jozsef Barsi.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call an snobbish criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What does a pirate get when he walks into a second-hand shop?

Disappointed.

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

Why are gorillas so noisy?

A: They were raised in a zoo!

How can you tell the difference between normal and self-raising flour?

One has parents

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist?

Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra.

Why did the hippy teach the lumberjack calculus?

So he'd use natural logs!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

Why do all black people go to heaven?

The Son is attracted to black