What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Why does the Empire use Apple?

Because they couldn't find the droid they were looking for

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

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Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!