What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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What do they teach in ISIS business school?

Execution is everything.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt ?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'