What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

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How many Android users does it take to buy an iPhone?

Zero. Apple doesn't accept EBT.

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!

How many lost cats walk by the telephone pole with their missing flier on it?

Just another reason to teach your cat to read.