What do you get when you teach Android grammar?

A droid

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Why did the storm trooper return his iPhone?

Because it wasn't the droid he was looking for!

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 detour.

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What do you call a cross dressed robot?

Android-gynous

Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

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How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why did man invent the shipping cart?

To teach women how to stand on their hind legs.