How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

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How many teachers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what students are for.

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

nun

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

Why do librarians like the wind?

It says, "Shhh!" all day!

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Why doesn't Shirley Manson change her Facebook relationship status?

She's only happy when "It's Complicated."

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many Northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.