How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Russians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to shoot him if he does it wrong.

How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you

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How many Greek Catholic monks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

a Basilian.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

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Why did the californian celebrate his birthday a day earlier?

He moved down-under!!

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.