How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

How many ballerinas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5,6,7,8!

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How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Californians don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in hot tubs and infinity pools.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.