How many McDonalds workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, because they can't climb the ladder.

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How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE !

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

Why did the blonde give up bowling for screwing?

A: The balls are lighter and you don't have to change shoes.

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Whopper?

McDonalds responded by introducing a 3/5ths pounder.

Why didn't Michael J Fox order food at McDonalds?

He got the shakes instead.