How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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How did the dog get into the locked cemetery at night?

He used a skeleton key.

What do you call it when your lizard doesn't know how to use the internet?

e-reptile dysfunction

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What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.

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What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?

Feyonce.

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string