How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

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What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

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Which hand would you use to pick up a dangerous snake ?

Someone else's !

Why does Bob Ross not use a condom?

Because he doesn't make mistakes, only happy little accidents.

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How's my driving?

sticker on her car. Her phone hasn't stopped ringing since.

Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses?

He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes.

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What did Ray Rice say the first time he met his girlfriend?

Dayuum. I'd hit that."

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

50 pounds.