How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

Which rappers had a flow that could simultaneously speed up and slow down at the same time?

MC Escher

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What do you call it when a Bulgarian uses vulgar language?

A Bulgarity.

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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Why Won't Anyone Tell me the Name of Ukraine's 5th Largest City?

They keep telling me to stop asking...

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

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When to leave your girlfriend?

When your wife's clothes start to fit her.

How did Jared Fogel lose 60 pounds?

He broke up with his girlfriend.