Slow down and apply lube
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Rectoplasm...
Slow down and use some lube
Olive Oil.
Their teacher told them not to use tables!
Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it
Stabbing a guy. "Louder for the tape." leans in Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.
Your wife.
There's already a clock on the stove
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
Floppy Giuseppe
Phil.
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.' 'Really,' answered the neighbor. 'What kind is it?' 'Twelve thirty.'
When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.
Oh baby, you are so (1/cos C)" !!!
A: She couldn't raise enough dough.
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