Lube Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What do you call a kid who tells bad jokes?

A redditor

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

Tumblr Jokes More Tumblr Jokes

What do you call a Tumblr user who identifies as a device which inflates a tire?

A pumpkin!

What do you call a sleepy Tumblr user?

Napkin.

Jet Fuel Jokes More Jet Fuel Jokes

What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

How often does jet fuel melt steel beams?

9/11

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Erectile Dysfunction Jokes More Erectile Dysfunction Jokes

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction?

What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"

How are rookie marathon runners like people with erectile dysfunction?

There both just honestly happy to finish

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.

Why would I want to quit smoking?

Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking?

You slow down and use lube ( )

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.