Slow down and apply lube
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Because it Lubri-Can't Even!
Slow down and grab some lube!!
Rectoplasm...
Slow down and use some lube
A redditor
Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...
A pumpkin!
Napkin.
Jet fuel can't melt steel beams
9/11
Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!
A coconut!
What's the difference between Will Ferrell and a man with erectile dysfunction? One can... "Get Hard"
There both just honestly happy to finish
Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.
Oh, to live longer. Why would I want to live longer
You slow down and use lube ( )
Because he couldn't see the point in forks.
Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.