Lube Jokes

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

What's the number for poison control?

Dancing With the Stars is on and I need to make sure this will be enough.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

How do you make a computer your best friend?

You buy it a nice bunch of software and get it loaded!

Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan?

At the infideli counter.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

Who was that, your girlfriend?

Everyone laughs* NERD: "Nope. It was yours." *Dead silence*

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party?

Vill i

What did the hippie say when asked to leave the party?

Namaste.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

Slow Jokes More Slow Jokes

What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down and use Lubricant.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.