Slow down and apply lube
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Slow down and grab some lube!!
Rectoplasm...
Slow down and use some lube
Stop playing it cagey!
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
You throw him a lifesaver and tell him to grab on to it.
Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.
Waiter: Don't ask me. I only laid the table.
You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while
5 minutes
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
A stalemate.
We're gonna need more lube.
Slow the pace and apply more lube!
A change of pace.
It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!
To start some bacon
is unwise, apparently.
We both barely last 14 seconds and leave our partners underwhelmed.