What should I tell him?

Doc says, "Tell him I can't see him today."

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Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

This subreddit mods

My older brother always tore the last pages of my comic books, and never told me why.

I had to draw my own conclusions.

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Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

Who forgot his phone charger today?

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Who let the docs out?

Google. Google docs.

What did the grad students call the new Asian post-doc?

The Yellow Fellow.