Miss. Steak Jokes

What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

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What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak"

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What's a pirate's favourite letter?

A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.

What do you call a skank playing "H.O.R.S.E?

She missed two shots, so she's a ho. I'll leave now.

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

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Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!