What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What's the difference between KFC and China?

At KFC, you can only get breasts, legs, and thighs.

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs and severe Down syndrome?

Names

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What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.