What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Why do cows need four legs to walk?

Because they lactose. Moo

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Why do cows have hoofs?

Because they lack toes

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How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

Why did Mr. Steaks decide he would take his wife's surname?

Because he didn't want his daughters to be called Ms. Steaks.