What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What is better than getting a gold medal at the paralympics?

Having legs.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

What did the cow say to the hay?

I chews you

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find your steak sir?

Customer: Oh I just moved the potatoes and there it was!

Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.