What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How do you walk a dog with no legs?

You don't, you pick it up.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

What did the cow wear to the football game?

A Jersey.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

What do Canadians put on their steaks?

Eh-1 (Sorry)