What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How much did the cannibal pay for his new sports car?

I don't know but I heard it cost him an arm and a leg.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

What if a man existed w/one hand that's a steak and the other is lobster plus unlimited salad bar?

This is the plot of Edward Sizzlerhands