How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?

So they can tell if they are going to work or going home while on the bus.

What do you call a smelly man who tells terrible jokes?

PUN-GENT

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What's the worst part about going down on a vegan?

They taste like chicken.

Why are vegans so salty?

To hide the fact that their food has no flavor.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.