How can you tell someone is vegan?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

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Why is the whole battalion yellow and slimy?

Me: I mustard the troops. General: ... Me: Just as you told me to, sir.

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

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What is it called when two Vegans get into an argument?

A Beef

What did the vegan give the homeless guy?

A lecture.

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What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

How do you know that someone likes to smoke weed?

Don't worry they'll tell you.