How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

Where am I?

Dad: GO ASK YOUR MOTHER!

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next