How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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Why does all Turkish men have a mustache?

because they wanna look like their mother.

What is Britain's most popular newspaper amongst breastfeeding mothers?

The Daily Express.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "