How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.

What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

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Why is 17 called the "mother-in-law" in black jack?

Because you wanna hit it, but sometimes you cant.

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next