How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

There isn't one...

What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What's worse than your mother-in-law?

My mother-in-law.

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next