How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

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Can we still be cousins?"

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What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.

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The baby can't carry the mother.

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next