How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

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What do you call a 2 legged dog who always ignore your calls?

Your ex!

How to break up with someone- You: Your ex is attractive. Partner: which one?

You: MEEEEE BYEEEEEEEE

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When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

What does a baby mouse say to its mother after seeing a bat?

Look mom, an angel!

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How crazy is your ex?

Crazy like my triceps " "How sick is your mother Sick like my triceps "

How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next