Why isn't Christmas spelled Christmals?

Because Noel.

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What did the banker get for Christmas?

My 401k

What does a drug addict and a child have in common?

They both want tablets for Christmas.

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Whats the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?

The Christmas alphabet has Noel.

What am I not taking on Christmas this year?

Noels

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Why do all polish names end in SKI ?

They can't spell TOBOGGAN !

What do the wage gap and the story of Hercules have in common?

They're both myths.