What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Super Man and Spider Man ?

Super Man wears his underwear over his pants..

Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy?

I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you know if a pepper is starting a fight with you?

It gets jalapeno face.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you say to a black man in a suit?

Will the defendant please rise."

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black man?

Someone who steals your job then doesn't show up.

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.