What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

Why is the difference between brucellosis and brucellitis like the difference between a woman and an LGBT woman?

One is real and the other isn't.

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man who fly's a plane?

A pilot, you racist.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Chain Jokes More Chain Jokes

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

How many Pentagon procurement officers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Look for only $87 billion we can put up this chain of fluorescent satellites that will illuminate the whole planet.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

How did one tire get the attention of another tire?

pssssssssssst

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Singe Jokes More Singe Jokes

What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist?

Tsamina mina eh eh... "Weka Weka" eh eh...

What do you call 7 Irish guys singing "White Christmas?

Racist.