What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

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How do you start an insect race ?

One two flea - go

What do bees say to psych themselves up at the start of their day?

Leeeeeetttttssss get rrrrrrrrrready to Buuuuuuummmmmmmmmmbbbbbbllllllleeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!"

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What did the cab driver say when the black man got into his cab?

Where to sir?

What happened when the black man went to night school?

The teacher marked him absent.

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

What do you call a chain of singing islands?

An acapellago.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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What's the difference between a bicycle and a black man?

A bike doesn't start singing when you put chains on it.

Why did the cat stop singing?

Because it was out of tuna.