What is the difference between a tire and a black man?

The tire doesn't start singing when you chain it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a conservative priest and a progressive priest?

A progressive priest will give you a reach around.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

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How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his cup of free-trade coffee?

Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ?

A pilot, of course.

What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What's the difference between a black guy and snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put their chains on.

Tire Jokes More Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

How many MRAs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Tires need changing too you know!

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What happens when you put a soul-singing duck in a microwave?

It's Bill Withers.

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me: