How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

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Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you feel when you shoot a terrorist?

The Marine shrugged and replied, "Recoil."

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What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

What do you call a family of redheads?

Gingerbread. Edit: This is more of an out-loud joke. So, maybe it'll help if it read: "Ginger-bred" instead.

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What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

What's a word that no matter how much you spelled it, it always wrong?

Wrong, the word is wrong

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.