How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between bullets and people?

People miss Harambe

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

Why can't an IT guy be a doctor?

Nurse: Doctor, the patient's life support is acting strange. . . Doctor: Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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What's the difference between Harambe and Michael Jackson?

One was shot for playing with little children.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar. EDIT: changed multiply to cross.

How do you make a door cry?

You twist its knob. edit: grammar

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What is the worst way to spell Mississippi?

Correctly.

What is the only word in an English dictionary spelled incorrectly?

Incorrectly is the only word spelled I n c o r r e c t l y

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.