Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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How do you spell Canada?

C-Eh?-N-Eh?-D-Eh?

How do you spell "candy" with only 2 letters?

and

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

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What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What's Harambe's favourite operating system?

UBantu

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What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

How did the dead baby get across the road?

Me: How Her: It was stapled to the chicken. Me: .....

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Whats the difference between a Blonde and a Washing Machine?

The Washing Machine will not follow you around for 2 weeks after you dump a load in it!

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .