Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What band was Harambe In?

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

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What's the difference between England and a cup of tea?

The teabag stays in the cup longer.

What's the difference between a gnome and an elf?

Gnomenclature.

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What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery?

Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

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What do Fidel Castro and Harambe have in common?

A: They're both dead gorillas.

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What's worst than a dead baby in a trash can?

A dead baby in three trash cans.