Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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Hole is gonna be huge."

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They get paid to shoot black men.

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You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

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Where is my essay?

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.