Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you call shooting yourself in the face with jiz?

Homo-cide

What do cops and sports photographers have in common?

They get paid to shoot black men.

School Jokes More School Jokes

How can we keep the school clean Teacher: "How can we keep the school clean?

Student: "By staying home"

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

What is the value of x?

Student: She was my life.

Expel Jokes More Expel Jokes

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.