Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

School Jokes More School Jokes

How's my kid doing in school?

T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It's ok, he woke up.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the students need a ladder to get into school?

It was a high school.

Expel Jokes More Expel Jokes

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.