Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
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It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
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Your mother never ran away to join the circus.
Whedon?
You shoot the guy pushing it.
I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.
I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries
Just a couple of shots
A: A baseball team
Because she was a girl.
There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
They're both haram bae.
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