Cincinnati Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How does she tell them apart?

Their last names.

What can you tell a black kid to do?

Go visit his family tree.

Gorillaz Jokes More Gorillaz Jokes

What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

Dead Gorilla Jokes More Dead Gorilla Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

Spell Jokes More Spell Jokes

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between love and lust?

About two-hundred dollars." - Johnny Carson

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

What do you call the baseball team made out of Pokemon?

The New York Mankeys!

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.