Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
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It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
Because when he grows up he will be Batman.
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
I want to hang by myself for a bit. Edit: Not suicidal. Just gallows humor.
It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
Because he was trying to make both ends meet.
When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)
Gorillaz
So the police know what to shoot at during a chase
The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.
Telling the difference between Chinese people with down syndrome.
You can make a pet out of a snake !
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
UBantu
