Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
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It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
We don't miss Harambe.
For Harambe.
Gorillaz
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There's no 'f' in way
Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.
My erection.
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
A: They're both dead gorillas.
There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.
The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.
Give her a couple of test tickles...