Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
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It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
A predditor. EDIT:
Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho". ;;
Did you try turning me off and on again?"
I don't know. They've never tried.
One's a crazy heron, the other's a hairy Craisin.
At least Ebola will finish me off
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A: They're both dead gorillas.
Everyone misses Harambe.
A: A baseball team
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
A redwood won't fit in a wood chipper.
Only one can be emptied with a pitchfork.
They're both haram bae.
There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.