Cincinnati Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

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What does the Cincinnati gorilla story tell us?

It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.

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What's the Cincinnati Zoo's least favorite rap group?

Gorillaz

What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

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What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What's the difference between a brothel and a circus?

Your mother never ran away to join the circus.

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What did Joss say on the last day of shooting the Avengers?

Whedon?

How do you stop an Albanian tank?

You shoot the guy pushing it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did russian judge say to the jury?

I better stop Stalin for time and Putin a little more effort.

What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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What band was Harambe In?

Gorillaz

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

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What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A: A baseball team

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Cincinnati Zoo Jokes More Cincinnati Zoo Jokes

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead gorilla?

There aren't any dead babies at the Cincinnati Zoo.

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What do the neighbor's wife and a dead gorilla have in common?

They're both haram bae.

What do you call a dead gorilla in a shopping centre?

Boko Harambe