Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.
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It's the first time that black-on-black crime made national (even international) news.
He tried fighting fire with fire.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
Harambe tried to save the kids.
Everyone misses Harambe.
M O R M O N
because they can't spell "read it".
Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.
Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.
She kept running away from the ball
When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
I can control my salt intake at In-n-out.
Eggs get laid at least once.
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
I've never been inside a Porsche. Nor do I have 12 Porsches in my garage.
A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)
There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.
