What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

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How many eggs does a Frenchman need?

One, because that's an Oeuf.

How do hens encourage their football teams?

They egg them on!

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How can you tell that the hippie kid got laid?

Two clean fingers.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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How many Redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

About 8000

What should a redditor receive after a terrible joke?

Karma. (Please forgive me)