What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke?

The Holocaust was funny.

What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

How do blondes like their eggs?

Unfertilized

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"