What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman?

Prison

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

How do you describe the life of a redditor?

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