Eggs get laid at least once.
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
A beautiful dress can make one girl look gorgeous... A bottle of whiskey can make all girls look gorgeous.
It lays eggs
A chicken egg.
To get laid.
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
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