What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun?

One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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How do fallopian tubes like there eggs in the morning?

Ovary-sy

What happens when an egg laughs?

He cracks up

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Why does Luke Skywalker never have trouble getting laid?

Because he always uses the force.

What did the Easter egg say to the boiling water?

Gonna take a while to get me hard, I just got laid by a chick.

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How do you make a bunch of Redditors mad?

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What is the biggest similarity between the average Redditor and a lumberjack?

They both sleep all night and whack all day!