Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Who loses in a basketball game between two Vietnamese guys?

No one... its Nguyen Nguyen!

How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

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Why was the blonde crawling on the ground in the shop?

She was trying to find the lowest prices

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

How did Bob loose his job at the sperm bank?

He was always drinking on the job

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....