Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

What do you call a nun lost in the woods?

A Roamin Catholic.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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Why did you apply for this job?

Me: Because being broke and homeless didn't really call out to me.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What do you call a fight between two blacks?

Gorilla Warfare.