Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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How did the babysitter lose 500 kids and keep her job?

She swallowed

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What do you get... What do you get when you try to inject Human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the petting zoo, apparently.

What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What do you call it when you said a redneck on fire?

A firecracker

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What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

What do you call a fight between film actors ?

Star wars !