What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

A CAT-ASTROPHE!

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What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What did the candy say as they saw a group of intimidating crackers approach?

Cheez It!

What do you call a group of people addicted to Japanese drugs?

We abuse