Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What did Tom hanks do in the woods?

He took a forrest dump.

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

A: Down in the mouth!

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

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What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes.