Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

What is the square root of 69?

Ate Something! ("8 something", actually 8.306)

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What do you need to make a crystal salad?

Onions, tomatoes, and a whole bunch of lattice