Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

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Who's that running?

Not Tom

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ?

Mice cubes !

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How did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?

He ate a 10 year old wiener.

Why did the Mexican lorry driver lose his job?

He ate his tacho.

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Why did a pair of tomatoes play footsie?

To-mate-toes!

What's red and invisible at the same time?

No tomatoes.