What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

How are Harambe memes keeping up?

Cincinnati Zoo keeps trying to shoot them down.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a women driving strawberries?

None, both are collect in a field.

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

Why couldn't the hipsters save the hippies?

They were too far out.

How did he get so rich?

By saving the gas money!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?