What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What did the Spanish Gorilla say at lunch time?

Yo tengo Harambe.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

How does a Nun save herself from being poisoned?

Nun chucks.

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What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

How do you tell if your eggs are rotten?

If your kid has down syndrome.

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What's the difference between an Asian and a dumb white girl?

The Asian try to get the A, but the white girl try to get the D

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.