What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Harambe Jokes More Harambe Jokes

What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How can you tell the difference between a thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the only thing that could have saved George Michael?

A whambulance

Why do men like love at first site?

A. It saves them a lot of time.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a goat and a kid?

My neighbour isn't unknowingly raising two of my goats.

Why does Caitlyn Jenner feel like her kids see though her?

I guess she is trans parent now Edit: *through

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What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)