What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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What's the difference between the people and bullets?

The people miss Harambe.

Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

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What is the difference?

What its the difference between a quarter and a guy? Neither gets had when you want tail

What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

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Why is Hannibal so rich?

Well, he save on groceries.

What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band?

Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs "