What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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How do you know that Adam and Eve were white?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man

How did a blind woman drive herself crazy?

A. Trying to read a stucco wall.

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What is the result?

A tie.

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl