What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call 4 Mexicans trying to cross a river?

Quatro-cinco

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How do Germans tie their shoelaces?

In little knotsies....

What did the shoelace say when I tried to tie it?

Uh, like, can you knot?

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What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

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Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.