When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.
A condom.
Under the soap
Namaste
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
The New York Mankeys!
The tight ends.
A: I get a kick out of you.
Because they have foul balls.
He used base 3.
