How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

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Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

What do you call a man with 3 testicles?

Whodyanickabollockoff

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Why did the cowboy get a dachshund?

Cause he was told to get a long little doggy.

What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why did the brownie get kicked off the baseball team?

Because she was a girl.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why are baseball players so cool?

They always have their fans around.

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?