How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Why was the man arrested for having his skin flute played?

It was in A-minor

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team?

Because when he grows up he will be Batman.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

What do you get when you combined a baseball player with a metal alloy?

A steel

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.