How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

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Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night?

Because he was resisting a rest.

What do Wolverine and Bruce Jenner have in common?

They are both X-Men

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What did Simba tell everyone in the lunch line?

Musafa

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Who was the dankest dictator of all time?

LMao Zedong

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

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Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back! Hahahahahha

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Why don't baseball players get much action?

Because they have foul balls.

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.