How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the man say when he realized the boy who asked him out was an orphan?

No home oh

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What animal do I respect most?

The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.

Baseball Team Jokes More Baseball Team Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?

The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!

Football Player Jokes More Football Player Jokes

What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

Baseball Player Jokes More Baseball Player Jokes

Why is a dog like a baseball player?

He runs for home when he sees the catcher coming.

What's a baseball players favorite type cake?

A bundt cake.