What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to