What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.