Udder Destruction Jokes

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow when she tried to jump over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction.

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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What do you get when a cow jumps over a barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction!

What do you call a fishing hook without barbs?

Debatable!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who?

No, cows go moo.

What is a better name for cows?

Lawn mooers! My 12 year old sister made this up... She out dad joked me..and I'm a dad!

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What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

What do you call a cow jumping over a barbed wire fence?

An udder disaster.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

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What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one."

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Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

How is an accordion like an artillery shell?

Once you hear it, it's already too late.

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs?

Pai-Ling