What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What would be the perfect theme song to Oscar Pistorius kicking trying to kick down a bathroom door?

Good Vibrations

What has four legs and yells "Hodi doh, hodi doh?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Why aren't Mexicans ever indecisive?

Because if they're on the fence too long they get caught.

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.