What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What do you call someone who claims to do drugs to try to look cool?

A marajuannabe.

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence?

Time to get a new fence...

How do lumber theives offload their stolen goods?

They fence it.