What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why is Arjen Robben not being invited to Alfredo Di Stefanos funeral?

They're scared he'll try to dive in the box.

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

What kind of fence goes on strike?

A picket fence.