What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

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What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between one yard and two yards?

A: A fence.