What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What happens to deposed kings?

They get throne away.

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?

It eggs-plodes !

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What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

How do you make a Vietnamese girl pregnant and rich at the same time?

Give her the dong.

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How do you spot a vegan at a party?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What gets you hot, baby?

Me: mmm, talk to me in an accent. H: Zoinks, like, there's a ghost! Let's get out of here Scoob! M: *swoons*

What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

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Why did the bear start playing music when the priest tried to absolve him of his sins?

Because the priest said "Bear, atone" and the bear thought he said "baritone" as in "play the baritone sax now". The bear immediately started wailing away on the sax, rocking back and forth so hard he knocked over all the prayer candles and almost snapped his own spine. All the priest could do was ask the lord for the strength needed to get this bear into heaven.

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!