Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why don't witches wear underpants?

To get a better grip on the broom

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall?

The nightmayor.

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Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!