Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why did the witch have to move out of her gingerbread house?

The property taxes were gastronomical.

What goes cackle cackle boom?

A witch in a minefield.

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What do you call a ghost in the Outback?

An Apparigine!

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.