Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

Why won't a witch wear a flat cap?

Because there's no point in it.

Why can't witches get pregnant?

Because all their husbands have Halloween-ies!

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why was the ghost on an episode of Hoaders?

He was a little... Possesive

Where do ghosts mail their letters?

At the ghost office.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

Happy Halloween Jokes More Happy Halloween Jokes

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)

Why did the young ghost leave the party?

Everyone started drinking boo's. Happy Halloween!