Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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What noise does a witch make when she's flyin around?

BROOM BROOM BROOOOOOOM

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

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Why do ghosts never age?

They use Bootox.

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie

Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why do witches go commando when riding around on their brooms?

Better grip. Happy Halloween :)