What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

What do you call an Asian flying a plane?

A pirate.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Why was Miss Piggy sick for her show?

There was a frog in her throat.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a ferry ?

A hoppercraft !

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What does the Lego man do for fun?

He throws a block party.

How do tectonic plates have fun?

They meet up and crack each other up.