What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who says time travel doesn't exist and we can't go back in time?

America just did.

Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

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Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

What did Grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

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What do you call it when you make fun of somebody else's gambling addiction?

Slot shaming.

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.