What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ?

An alarm cluck !

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What s the difference between an ostridge ?

it can neither fly

Why did the fly fly?

Because the spider spied'er. (SFW)

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

Where did the frog say his family came from?

They are German and a tad-Polish"

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why is it difficult to make fun of the Large Hadron Collider?

Because it's hard to discern.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun