What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

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How many times does a woman laugh after you tell her a joke?

Three. When you tell it to her, then when you explain it to her, and then when she gets it.

What time?

Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ?

Lily !

What's green and says "hey I'm a frog"?

A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

What do mathematicians read for fun?

conics