How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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Why do moths fly with their legs apart?

Have you ever seen the size of moth balls

What did the man say to the fly?

Hey.. you're looking fly"