How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Why don't sea-gulls fly over bays?

Because then they would be bay-gulls.