How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, how did they get in there anyway?

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What's your favorite racial (but not racist) joke?

How many South Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A Brazilian!

How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.