How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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How many US cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they arrest the room because it's black.

How many PETA member does it take to change a lightbulb?

Doesnt matter. PETA cant chqnge anything!

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How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder."

How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.