How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

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How many honest politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

All three of them.

How many civil servants does it take to change a light bulb?

Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.

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How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?

100; 1 to do it, and 99 to say "I could do that."

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon