How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

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How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb?

11. 1 to change the lightbulb & 10 to take 200 photos of it & clog my newsfeed.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird