Hispanic Jokes

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

What would you call Hispanics if everyone in the world were completely equal?

Equatinos

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

What happens to a girl with anxiety when she sees a Spanish person?

She has a hispanic attack

What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.

How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What sound does a Hispanic pacman make?

Guac-a Guac-a!

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do you call a Hispanic woman with no legs?

Consuelo! My mother told me this one

How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why does the American Border Patrol guard take Xanax?

To stop Hispanic attacks.

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

What do Hispanic weeaboos say on Christmas?

Feliz NYAHHHH-vidad

What do you call a hispanic gas?

Cabron Dioxide!

What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs?

They're too short to be called Essays.

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

What about Asians and Hispanics?

What they really need is Nonwhitepeoplemeet.com

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

How did the Hispanic secret agent introduce himself?

Bondo. Jaime Bondo.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

Hose B Jokes More Hose B Jokes

What did he name the other?

Hose B

What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Cinco De Mayo Jokes More Cinco De Mayo Jokes

What about Cinco de Mayo?

USA: "What'd you just say " Nachos: "Nothing."

What's the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick's day?

Nobody wants to pretend to be a Mexican for a day.

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

Twin Son Jokes More Twin Son Jokes

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls wear skirts in the winter?

They get chapped lips

What do girls and snowflakes have in common?

They can't drive cars.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)?

The lift attendants have jobs.

What does its job only after its been fired?

A bullet.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why cant Mexicans smoke joints?

They aint ever got any papers

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.