What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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How are strippers and Subway workers similar?

They'll both lie and tell you it's a footlong to get paid.

What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.