What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What is the difference between a baby and a mars bar?

About 500 calories.

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?

A Buck-An-Ear

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.