What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

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Why did the circus animals go on strike?

The elephants found out that they were being paid peanuts compared to the rest of the troupe and the ringleader was taking the lions share.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean