What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What's the difference between modern pop and Christmas music?

One is 6 people singing 100 songs, the other is 100 people singing 6 songs.

Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean