What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

What's the difference between white people and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it will finally develop its own cultures

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Answer: Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

Why should you be sure to pay your exorcist on time?

You wouldn't want to get repossessed!

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean