What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why didn't the fiddler have to pay for anything?

Because it was all on the house

How many Murdochs does it take to change a lightbulb?

They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest