What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer?

One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why is someone who borrows money but does not pay it all back like a football player?

Because sometimes he gives you a quarter back and sometimes a half back.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.