What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance.

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What's the difference between a fraternity and a gang?

Gangs don't have to pay for friends.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

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What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.