What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between frat guys and dogs?

A dog has a better understanding of no.

What is the difference between a tube and a foolish Dutchman?

One is a hollow cylinder and the other a silly Hollander. Source (Cause I can't claim fame for Victorian era jokes):

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How do you get a Canadian to pay you back?

You ask.

How do you pay a quiz master?

with finances.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.