How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why were the racist oranges upset when they checked out the small phonebook of their new city?

Because it was mini apple list.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

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How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion! Budum tsssss

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!