How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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Why is it so confusing to play chess with the British?

It's only check, mate

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome?

Check their jeans.

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What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a potato?

You would pay to have a potato on you...

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What did the Australian chess player say to the waiter when he finished his meal?

Check, mate.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..