How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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What's that girl?

Timmy's in the old well L: Arf arf He's dead You sure L: Arf! Okay here's a check for $5K L: ima need cash

What do you call attempting to jump to light speed before checking the Hyper Drive first?

A Wookie mistake!

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What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Why did the Romans pay their soldiers in salt?

So they would end up with seasoned veterans.

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How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.