How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..

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How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

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How many Swiss does it take to change a light bulb?

None. We pay a German to do it.

What happens if you don't pay after an exorcism?

You'll get repossessed!

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What did Australian Jesus say after the Last Supper?

Check, mate.

How will you be paying, sir?

Check mate"..