How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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How many BLM protestors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold the bulb while the world revolves around them.

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

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What kind of chemical bond is Hispanic?

An Ester Bond

What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

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How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, 1 to hold the lightbulb, 1 to hold the ladder and the other 15 to drink whiskey until the roof spins

Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ?

Athena reindeer landing on your roof !

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )