How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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How many mothers-in-law does it take to change a light bulb?

One. She just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around her.

What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor?

OC A quadriplegic.

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!"

What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Hose-B

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many black people does it take to shingle a roof?

One....but you gotta slice him reeeeeaaaalllllll thinnnnnnnnnnnnn.....

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Why are all Mexican jokes and Black jokes the same?

Because once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )