How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

What's musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?

A barrel organ.

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What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.

What do you call a hispanic man with a rubber toe?

ROBERTO! I'm here all week.

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How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

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What is Juan's favorite book to read?

Tequila Mockingbird

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be