How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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Why couldn't the retarded man talk normally?

He was trying to hold the door

How does a French woman hold her liquor?

By the ears.

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Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the Mexican take Xanax?

For Hispanic attacks.

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Why was the blonde girl sitting on the roof?

Someone told her drinks were on the house.

Why should you never BBQ on your roof?

The steaks are too high.

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How many Mexicans does it take to replace a light bulb?

Juan

What does a mexican Highlander say?

THERE CAN BE ONLY JUAN!"