Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

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Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

Baseball Jokes More Baseball Jokes

Why cant bulimics be pitchers in baseball?

Because they always throw up

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

What did one tooth say to the other tooth?

Thar's gold in them thar fills."

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

Why not renew the bachelorette party?

You'd probably have more fun.

Why cant you make fun of Chinese people?

Because its just wong

Pitcher Jokes More Pitcher Jokes

What sport does the kool-aid man play?

Baseball he's a pitcher.

Why is it good news that Aroldis Chapman moved to the Yankees?

Because pitchers don't hit in the American League!

Margarita Jokes More Margarita Jokes

Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties?

A pitcher filled with margaritas!

What do I have to do to get a margarita around here?

And that's when I got kicked out of Dairy Queen.