What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?

It doesn't just happen the once.

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What do you call a cow that goes online?

An eMoo.

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

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Why didn't you talk to me about renting a bouncy house?

me stops jumping: You would have said no

Why does Mexjco do poorly in the olympics?

Because all the Mexicans who can run fast, swim fast and jump high are in the states.