What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

Why do New Zealand race horses run faster than other race horses?

They saw what happened to the sheep

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Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

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What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

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What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?

An elephant with hiccups !

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.