What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Decalfinated

What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A milk shake!

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What happened to the cow who jumped over the barb wire fence?

Udder destruction

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

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What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!"

Why does Mexico always underperform in the summer olympics?

Because everyone that can run, swim or jump is in USA.