What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What happens when sharks take their clothes off ?

They go sharkers !

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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Why is studying statistics hard to do in Afghanistan?

because of the tally-ban

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan?

Why aren't there any walmarts in Afghanistan? Because there's a Target on every corner!

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What's the difference between a robber and a politician?

Politicians run BEFORE they steal your money.

What's happens to gold when it is exposed to the air ?

Pupil : It's stolen !