What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What happens when you double park your frogs?

They get toad!

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It made him wed his plants!

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Why is there no Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

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Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard