What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts?

You see L.A.

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Why aren't there Walmarts in Afghanistan?

Because there are Targets on every corner.

How did I get from Afghanistan to Iraq?

Iran.

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Why did Thor file a police report?

Because someone stole his thunder

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)