What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

What did the frog with internet addiction say?

Reddit

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Whats the world weakest animal ?

A toad he croaks if you even touch him !

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Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.