What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens when you turn on a computer?

You turn it's floppy disk into a hard disk

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

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What happened to the frog who parked illegally?

he got toad

What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

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What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper?

Back my Smitch Up!

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away