What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What happens when you turn a cashew in to the police?

You bust a nut

What happened to the concussed gravedigger?

He lost the plot.

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What kind of shoes do Frogs wear?

Open Toad sandals... I'll show myself out - thank you

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

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What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

What do you call a frog in the no parking zone?

Toad

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.