What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

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What would happen if the BLM people became white lives matter?

They would finally be right.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?

A frog in a blender !

How do you sell a deaf guy a frog?

DO YOU WANT TO BUY A FROG? rip.

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What happened to the frog's car?

It was toad.

What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

A. From chasing parked ambulances.

What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away