Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a decathlete?

Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Why don't you stamp e-mails?

Because your foot would go right through the computer screen!

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.