Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do frogs die ?

They kermit suidide !

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do legs have to be at least 25 inches long?

They're over two feet

What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?

Forty feet of track - all straight!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

A: Because she wanted to mail a litter.

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why did Peter Parker get fired?

He spent all day on the web.

What has webbed feet and fangs?

Count Quackula.