Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

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Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What's the difference between a frog and a cat?

A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What do you call it when you drop an apple on the ground?

A fruit by the foot

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Forest Fire Jokes More Forest Fire Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Web Jokes More Web Jokes

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.

Why do frogs have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !