How do nuns surf the web?

On the Hymnternet.

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why the dwarves surf in the kitchen?

Because it has microwaves

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What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman?

Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.