What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.

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Why Did Superman Save a Burning Chemistry Lab?

He was trying to save Krypton

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

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Why don't women need to go to college?

Because it doesn't take four years to learn how to make a sandwich.

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

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What do a tornado and a black man have in common?

They both can ruin a neighborhood.

What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

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Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.