Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.
Q: Why did Joan Rivers die during throat surgery? A: Because her career as a comic was stuck, but no matter how he tried, the Dr. couldn't pull a laugh out of her.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Pull off the ring and the house is gone.
It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Absolutely nothing.
Pine trees
