She complains to a man.
I Apollo-gize"
The man on the moon? Santa Claus? Or an honest Lawyer? Yes you got it Santa. The other two are figments of the imagination.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.
she hits women
With a Monkey Wrench!
Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.
Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.
I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.