How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What should we call it when a man is beautiful?

Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track

What do you call a room full of men watching the Super Bowl on a big screen TV?

The Patriots

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

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Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.