Which trees miss you the most?

Pine trees

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Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

What did the asteroid say when his trajectory missed earth?

I guess I didn't plan it very well!"

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

bored. haha

Pine Tree Jokes More Pine Tree Jokes

What does a lawyer, a pine tree, and a hydrogen atom have in common?

Absolutely nothing.

What do women and pine trees have in common?

Every time you try to get on one, they ruin it by getting sappy.