Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What is ISIS' favourite file type?

exe

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS? CaliphNotes!

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What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school?

Ferrous Bueller's Day Off

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What do you get when you put 32 Rednecks in one room?

One full set of teeth.

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

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Why aren't there any Muslims in Star Trek?

Because it's the future

What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What ever happened to the Energizer Bunny?

So the other day I'm talking to a friend about what happened to the Energizer Bunny. It's been quite sometime since I've seen him appear in a commercial. I was always under the impression that he "kept going." My friend proceeds to tell me the Energizer Bunny was arrested last year ,and they charged him with battery. Now it all makes sense.