Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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Whats the difference between a Doctors Without Borders hospital and ISIS?

How would I know, Im just a US Air Force Operator.

What is ISIS' favourite OS?

Windows XPlosion

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What kind of movies do scurvy circles enjoy?

rated movies.

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What's the downside of being a redneck kid at Christmas?

You only get presents from one set of grandparents.

How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

Why are you so ugly?

Boy: I'm you from the future.

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!