Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What is ISIS's favorite candy bar?

Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.

What did one ISIS militant teacher say to their most successful student?

You da bomb.

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Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.

What rating do pirate movies always get?

PG-13

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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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What do you call a nose that can see into the future?

Nostrildamus

What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.