Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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Isis Jokes More Isis Jokes

What's the easiest way to get a virus into ISIS computer systems?

By sending them executables.

Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?

Because it's a terrible album.

Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

Future Jokes More Future Jokes

How many Biology undergrads does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.

How do you think we can better handle this in the future?

ME glaring at Cheryl, who took the last donut: idk, maybe don't hire Cheryl

Appear Jokes More Appear Jokes

How much for the supermodel?

winks seductively "Ma'am, that's a mirror and you appear to be having a stroke."

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!