because they are set in the future.
Allahu Snackbar, it's flavor is explosive.
You da bomb.
He was a miner.
PG-13
Bernadette!
A full set of teeth
Nostrildamus
A calendar has a future...
Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.
Just before someone screams.