Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What do Congressional Republicans and ISIS in Afghanistan have in common?

Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.

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What's the one movie Rick won't ever let you borrow?

He won't ever give you *Up*. No I'll show myself out . . .

How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

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What do you get when you put 20 Meth Heads in 1 room?

A full set of teeth

Why doesn't ISIS appear in any Sci-Fi shows or movies?

because they are set in the future.

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How does a psychic cokehead tell the future?

With a magic 8-ball

Why aren't there any republicans in Star-Trek?

Because it's the future.

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What do you say to someone who appears to have done irreparable harm to themselves despite multiple warnings to the contrary?

A: U.K.