Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

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Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

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Why was Avogadro executed?

He was a mole

How do Asians execute white people?

They cut off their heads using a Gweilotine.

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Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es

What does Gollum think about Gandalf's smoking addiction?

Stupid, filthy habitses!